May 2013
illegolas:
why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge
why is anything considered soft grunge
what is soft grunge
himapapaftw:
do people honestly think that honors students dont cheat
i dare anyone who thinks that to spend a day with a group of honors student friends and see how many times they copy each other within ten minutes
takinoverswag:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m...
multipack:
row row row your boat gently away from me
perfectioninimperfection:
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
at what age do i just magically turn hot
snapchatting:
you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life
saddumbgirl:
cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
